The Eternal Yawn mascot, a drowsy tabby cat mid-yawn THE ETERNAL YAWN
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THE ETERNAL YAWN.

Welcome to The Eternal Yawn. It started on an ordinary Tuesday and, as far as anyone can tell, it has not stopped.

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Circular portrait of the cat mid-yawn
A round tabby cat frozen mid-yawn, mouth wide open, eyes shut

Fig. 00 — subject, unmoved

STILL GOING NOTHING HAS HAPPENED YET THE MOUTH REMAINS OPEN ANY MINUTE NOW STILL GOING NOTHING HAS HAPPENED YET THE MOUTH REMAINS OPEN ANY MINUTE NOW

01 / OBSERVATION

A Yawn Like No Other

Meet our sleepy cat, forever caught in a yawn so profound it has inspired a quiet following. Each day, the same scene unfolds: a gathering of curious onlookers, eyes glued to the cat, waiting for the moment it never quite reaches.

Six cats gathered closely around the yawning cat, all watching

Fig. 01 — the gathering

02 / DEVOTION

The Cult of Boredom

Followers come and go, sharing stories of their own yawns, each one a tribute to the cat's endless expression of ennui. The air is thick with anticipation, yet the cat remains blissfully unaware, lost in its own world.

A loose circle of droopy-eyed cats surrounding the yawning cat at rest

03 / RITUAL

Join the Watchers

As the sun sets, the crowd grows, drawn by the allure of the cat's eternal yawn. They find solace in the shared experience, a reminder that sometimes, doing nothing is the most profound act of all.

Another cluster of half-asleep cats sitting near the yawning cat

Fig. 02 — the vigil

A wide gathering of dogs, cats, a penguin and a seagull, all watching the yawning cat

04 / ARRIVAL

The contract isn't out yet. It's taking its time, same as everything else here.

Coming Soon

Launching on pump.fun, eventually. No rush — the yawn hasn't finished either.